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amanita muscaria, not just for waste cases any more
2003-02-14 - 6:12 p.m.
I just observed a squirrel chow down on an Amanita muscaria.
This is a beautiful species, with a red cap flecked with white spots, and
I was hoping that it would grow large enough to photograph before
being consumed by a greedy squirrel, thank you very much. This is
not the mushroom for which St. Tammany Parish is famous* and, in
fact, I doubt that there are human consumers of this species within
several thousand miles, since I'm told that the best method for
processing it is to allow someone else to eat it first
and then to drink that person's urine. (No, I'm not making this up.
Apparently, tribes in Siberia where the finer herbs, mushrooms, and
brews are scarce actually perform such a ceremony, with the rich people
drinking the piss of the poor because it provides a "less noisy" high.)
Although Amanita species are supposed to vary from
moderately to extremely poisonous for humans, the squirrel in question
seems delighted and is now running around digging in search for more.
No wonder they never leave my yard. They've got the squirrel food
groups here -- peanut butter, lard, chicken fat, suet, nuts, and
hallucinogens.
It was a beautiful spring day with a fresh Cloudless Sulphur Butterfly
enjoying the pansies, but I was frustrated with the unusually low
numbers of species in my yard today. I wanted to take part in
the Great
Backyard Bird Count but I had an embarrassing lack of species
today. Is this pitiful or what?
- Killdeer
- Mourning Dove
- Eurasian Collared Dove
- American Crow
- Carolina Wren
- Northern Mockingbird
- Yellow-Rumped Warbler -- 2
- Northern Cardinal
- White-Throated Sparrow -- 3
- Redwing Blackbird -- 8
I can't believe I missed regulars like Carolina Chickadee, the female
Northern Cardinal, Tufted Titmouse, and Brown Thrasher. In honor of St. Valentine,
I've baked a Coconut Pie, dyed pink thanks to a strategic dash of
McCormack's Red Dye Number 2. I'm now roasting a pair of
stuffed Cornish Hens. Druggie squirrels or no, it looks to
be a pleasant evening indeed.
*Stropharia cubensis, in past years also known as "the
only reason for Orleans Parish residents to cross the Causeway." I suspect the species is disappearing
from the Parish, as the rural cow pastures are being replaced by gas stations
and McMansions. There isn't any "save our 'shrooms" movement, though. Last
time I checked, photographs of S. cubensis were still
razored out of mushroom ID books in the local library.
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