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coastal maine: the carry-on, or, heck, just wear everything and be done with it
2008-06-07 - 9:40 a.m.
Yeah, I tend to wear a lot, but this one's ridiculous. I don't see much choice though:
Every boat tour comes complete with its printed harangue to "dress in layers" and
to be prepared for rain, hypothermia, and enthusiastically crapping puffins. (I may have
invented the "enthusiastically crapping puffins" part. Then, again, if you substitute
the word "gulls" in that sentence...) In any case, here's what I'm wearing:
- broad-brimmed floppy hat with cord to keep it from blowing away
on the very first tour
- two scarves -- one long, one more of a bandanna to wet and cool the neck
- rain jacket
- Tommy Bahama for Women linen pants and matching linen jacket
- colorful shirt
- raffia cinch belt
- puffy waterproof vest with pockets -- the most problematical item, my outfit would
actually look cute if not for this one
- sport bra, underwear, socks
- rubber-soled walking shoes
- reading glasses on a string
- polarized sunglasses on a string
- water resistant alarm clock style watch
- wedding ring, cognac tourmaline ring, carnelian ring, Smoky Quartz ring
- Sterling silver and citrine bracelet
I have a grocery pack with a sack breakfast in it -- Vienna Sausage for him,
chicken salad and crackers for me. Also 2 small boxes of raisins. There won't be any time to eat between
connections, and there won't be any low carb food (or any meals served at all)
on these flights, so what do you do? DH will also be carrying beef jerky but I've
discovered that dried food no longer agrees with my digestive system, so I'll have to
rely on the snack basket for lunch.
And so to the carry-on:
- sterling silver and citrine necklace
- sterling silver heavy necklace with large feather pendant
- a selection of inexpensive earrings and earring backs
- a complete change of clothes -- slacks, shirt, socks, undies
- dental device
- an extra water-resistant watch
- a bag of coins for greedy toll booths and laundry machines
- an unfortunately large 8 by 11 inch envelope from AAA full of maps, directions,
phone #s, pages torn or copied from guidebooks, bird checklist, and specific itinerary information
- the "sweet pera" camera bag, which will have to double as a purse
- the all-important binoculars
- Kaufmann's Guide to the Birds of North America -- because when you can carry
only one guide, it will have to be the smallest one
- camera and 8 Duracell "Ultra" AA batteries in waterproof padded fanny pack
- cell phone and charger
- small flashlight
- Canon Elph back-up camera, case, and charger
- a scratch pad and 5 pens
- comb and a portable fold-up brush thingy from Sephora
- 2 toothbrushes
- aspirin
- vitamins
- solid deodorant
- 2 solid sunscreen sticks
- solid foundation make-up compact
- powder compact
- concealer stick
- 2 lipsticks
- some hair ties
- extra saccharine packets
- a small flat "book" of eye, lip, and cheek colors
- 4 paperbacks
- money belt
- wallet/money clip
- a ridiculous orange plastic rain poncho which I won't need because I'm bringing a
raincoat but you sort of have to humor these tour leaders
- "da baggie" which holds the following:
- insect repellent
- toothpaste
- conditioner
- a bit of Dermablend concealer that's still hanging around -- good if nothing else
for protecting the area around the eyes from the sun
- She-Lac -- I've mentioned this product before, it keeps the lipstick on, which is
good for keeping lips from being sunburned, and no don't tell me about your 18
hour lipstick, I've tried them all
- Sally Hansen 10-Day Chip Resistant nail polish -- a big ha-ha to their "Chip
Resistant," but I have enough to touch up every day, and it does work on my tootsies
- 3 small tubes of various Olay Regenerist moisturizers that I might as well use up
- Rosebud -- a new fresh tin since I've lost the previous one
- a tiny jar of liquid make-up
- a tiny jar of Kiehl's daytime moisturizer with sunscreen, the one containing meroxyl,
it's not in the original container and I'm too lazy to look up the product
name at the moment, but you get the idea
- a tiny end of the tube of hydrocortisone -- in case of bug bites
- a tiny plastic bottle of Sweet Breath -- a blue minty one instead of a cinnamon red
minty one, whatever, it's a breath freshener
- a small first aid kit containing:
- allergy medicine
- motion sickness medicine
- anti-itch/sleep medicine from the Benadryl line of things
- a few Tums
- band-aids
- small emery boards
- Q-tips
- flossers
I also made up a small liquids baggie for DH. Whew. I'm now officially exhausted, and
the trip hasn't yet begun. A tiny moment of panic when I thought the bird-sitter had
the wrong dates, but it's all fixed now.
My final FC upgrade has come through. But our times have been jiggered with a little. Not much time at all to run through the hallucinogenic hall of LSD to catch our puddle jumper at DTW.
later
DH had space and weight left in his bag, so I put my vest and rain jacket in his luggage. Two fewer items I have to wear.
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